effyeahstefon:

Courtesy of my dear friend E:

“New York’s hottest Christmas party is at “Whoop!”. It has giant cups of eggnog, a horse singing Christmas carols and Donald Trump dressed as Santa asking for each of the elves’ birth certificates.”

dancingaroundhogwarts:

remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was good 

With the Olympics coming up this Summer, I thought I would share a cool fact about Olympic weightlifting. The two events are called:

snatch

clean and jerk

(If you’re not dirty minded like me, snatch is a slang term for vagina and the clean and jerk obviously sounds like jerking off).

$500+ :) I had a great spring break.

Sexiness at 1:48.

I need to shave or not try to sit up while laying down.

I have now been accepted into NCSU and UNC Charlotte. I have a tough decision to make.

You guys just entertained me for 15 minutes with your past postings, but not in this way.